Hold My Gauges

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

collegehumor:

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!

I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

1. Panic.

2. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it.

3. Muster your courage and kill it yourself.

4. Move out of your house.

waffulmunkies:

angelshavethephonebox:

seraphism:

atomicnumber5:

rainbowsfireworks:

shyguymask:


hashtagchanel:


m0rtality:


Oh my god.


THE CAT IN THE BACK


WHICH ONE OMG


THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO

the fucking ceiling cat

this is perfect

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME

Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???

waffulmunkies:

angelshavethephonebox:

seraphism:

atomicnumber5:

rainbowsfireworks:

shyguymask:

hashtagchanel:

m0rtality:

Oh my god.

THE CAT IN THE BACK

WHICH ONE OMG

THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO

the fucking ceiling cat

this is perfect

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME

Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???

streetstar2007:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat


Cant wait to eat some ass with this

streetstar2007:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Cant wait to eat some ass with this

insanebows:

What

insanebows:

What

misandry-mermaid:

scandalouslyfollowing:

nuric:

cap-out-of-time:

schwoozie:

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ooc: Reblogging because holy shit.

I aspire to be this woman when I’m older. 

YASSSSSSS!

This woman was born before women were legally allowed to vote.

So don’t think for a second that she’s joking when she sees you trying to take that right away, Republicans.

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

princess-mint:

taromilkteaa:

adreamingdemigod:

mapleglowsticks:

dayandnightitsjustlife:

peppermintsam:

spoken-not-written:

i think it’s a good skill being able to go from

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hi i like to cuddle and watch disney

to

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hi i like sex wanna make out

hi, I like your face

We all like your face

We REALLY like your face

We REALLY REALLY like your face.

UR ATTRACTIVE

PETER PAN ATTRACTIVE

calumnw:

In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile.

When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car…