”’I’m really not a cat person”’
but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS
THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!
I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO
the fucking ceiling cat
this is perfect
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME
Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???
This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands
Cant wait to eat some ass with this
ooc: Reblogging because holy shit.
I aspire to be this woman when I’m older.
This woman was born before women were legally allowed to vote.
So don’t think for a second that she’s joking when she sees you trying to take that right away, Republicans.
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’
i think it’s a good skill being able to go from
hi i like to cuddle and watch disney
hi i like sex wanna make out
hi, I like your face
We all like your face
We REALLY like your face
We REALLY REALLY like your face.
PETER PAN ATTRACTIVE
In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile.
When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car…